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Seducing A Robot

Atrracting and alluring robots is hard but can be easy with these simple methods. Before I give you these steps you should answer the quiz below to see if you are committed to a seducing robot secession. (for the fill in the blanks fill in your affections in the Comments) 

1. Have You Every Been Attracted to Robots?
a. Yes, I've always been_____ for Robots.
b. No, I've never been______for Robots.
c. I've never thought of Seducing A Robot until now
d. Undecided

2. Do You Like It When People Push Your Buttons?
a. Undecided
b. Not Ever
c. Yes, I like them to______ my buttons.
d. I've never really thought of it before.

3. Every Talked To A Robot?
a. Yes, I have one and we_______.
b. No, But I want to________ not_________.
c. Undecided
d. Just Small Talk

1. a(3 pt) b(0pt) c(2) d(1)
2. a(1) b(0) c(3) d(2)
3. a(3) b(2) c(0) d(1)

0-2 Points
You Are Not Ready To Step In the Game. I'm Sorry For This Bad News. You Need To Do Sum Research On This Subject. Better Luck Next Year. Maybe You Should Try And Stick To People and Maybe If Your Lucky You Might Transform Into A Seducing Master.

3-5 Points
You Aren't No Master At The Game, But Hey You An't No Loser At The Game. You Should Start Making Your Way Up. You Can And Probably Get There. Your A Middle Man Who Lets Others Play And You Wait For Your Turn. STOP WAITING And Jump In The Game.

6-9 Points
Oh Yea, You Are A Seducer! Go For It And You Got It. You've Got All The Moves. You Are The Game. You Don't Let The Side Lines Control You. You Are Your Own Reffree. JUMP ON IT!! Go For The Prize.

3 Effective Methods For Those Who Need Help With That Special Seducing Robot.

1. The Walk and Talk
-get the guts to talk to this robot and ask them on a date. what do you have to lose?

2. The Bribery
-buy your special robot and shower them with gifts such as flowers and chocolates

3. The Direct Approach
-don't wait, just grab e'm quickly and sedduce e'm

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Query: *Where is that Book?

Comment: "it's rule number one" ,"it's the 1st rule in the book","it's the oldest trick in the book".

Where the hell is this book. The book we all refer to by an invisable writer. One I'd like to call Paul Fin. A French Man, I say he is, whom is writing the book of the masses. Well I say asses to these f**ked up masses.

Many say to this man " just because you wrote a book doesnt mean you are better to people" or " who do you think you are, a doctor, a writer, my mom"

What I mean is, who the world is this Fin guy. I say "Fin" to him. I say we all write our own books. His book is like a dog with out a tail or tv with out channels, ENDLESS NONSENSE!! UPsurd!

But I guess Paul isn't all too bad. He does have the name Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul a classy name of today and if you ask or say/comment on his work he will 10 out of 10 times agree. Call him stupid or dumb. He will say "yep, that's me". Come on Paul, is that a good thing or bad. Please, how come we have let our whole book writing duties to this Paul Fin. Is he really that stupid. Why is this man writing our book, our tales?

Due to Fin's success he now has the power of being able to go to the mall or airport with out being bothered. Many people are too afraid to go up to this man because they think that he will give them some advice. Advice is what this man needs.

*If you would like to purchase Paul's Book you may contact the following number.

The Book by Paul Fin-(555)-555-Book

Quotes from The Book:

"hold your breath underwater"
Comment: why? Who is he to tell us to do this?

"never date your bestfriends brother/sibling"
Comment: what? I say date whom you want! (hope that your bestfriend doesn't care)

"lift your feet up when you go over railroad tracks"
Comment: hello? Is this some sort of short joke?

"don't litter, throw away trash in trashcans"
Comment: what if they wana get a ticket? What if your too lazy to walk over to the trashcan?

"be pyschic and you could know the future"
Comment: ahhh,eww! Is this man a stocker? How did he know is was pyschic?

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This month of May is about We Are Scientists. So I thought that I would have them do The Review Of the Month.

Chris Cain's Review On His Mustache

""My mustache possesses the simplicity of elegance. As a statement it is assertive and concise. But it is not a statement.

My mustache demonstrates a preternatural wisdom. It is fledgling, yet it speaks with assurance, with the creaseless authority of the eternal.

My mustache, were it a sandwich, would be a club. Were it a plane, it would be a MiG-28.

 

Many ask, of my mustache, “Does it make you better than other people?” I admit that it does. Because of my mustache I can go into a grocery store and collect the items I need, pay, and get out of there without being distracted by the colorful packaging of the hundreds of thousands of products I don’t need. Because of my mustache I can run a mile in two minutes forty seconds. At least, before I couldn’t and now I can. Because of my mustache people are more suspicious of me, and rightly so.

One thing I have to hand to my mustache is that it knows sports. I don’t follow sports at all, so when a sports buff tries to make conversation it’s usually a nonstarter. But now with my mustache on board, somebody says, “Oh, Barry So-and-so of the Pistons got into that amazing scrimmage with Dwight D. Whomever of the 49ers and shot two for two off the line or whatever,” and I’m just like, “Yeah? No shit! That’s hockey?”

An aspect of my mustache that I’ve never been totally at peace with is its ability to accurately predict the future""

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