Hello Mr. Paquin, Can I Get You A Wheatgrass Shot? Mr. Paquin

Query: *Where is that Book?

Comment: "it's rule number one" ,"it's the 1st rule in the book","it's the oldest trick in the book".

Where the hell is this book. The book we all refer to by an invisable writer. One I'd like to call Paul Fin. A French Man, I say he is, whom is writing the book of the masses. Well I say asses to these f**ked up masses.

Many say to this man " just because you wrote a book doesnt mean you are better to people" or " who do you think you are, a doctor, a writer, my mom"

What I mean is, who the world is this Fin guy. I say "Fin" to him. I say we all write our own books. His book is like a dog with out a tail or tv with out channels, ENDLESS NONSENSE!! UPsurd!

But I guess Paul isn't all too bad. He does have the name Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul a classy name of today and if you ask or say/comment on his work he will 10 out of 10 times agree. Call him stupid or dumb. He will say "yep, that's me". Come on Paul, is that a good thing or bad. Please, how come we have let our whole book writing duties to this Paul Fin. Is he really that stupid. Why is this man writing our book, our tales?

Due to Fin's success he now has the power of being able to go to the mall or airport with out being bothered. Many people are too afraid to go up to this man because they think that he will give them some advice. Advice is what this man needs.

*If you would like to purchase Paul's Book you may contact the following number.

The Book by Paul Fin-(555)-555-Book

Quotes from The Book:

"hold your breath underwater"
Comment: why? Who is he to tell us to do this?

"never date your bestfriends brother/sibling"
Comment: what? I say date whom you want! (hope that your bestfriend doesn't care)

"lift your feet up when you go over railroad tracks"
Comment: hello? Is this some sort of short joke?

"don't litter, throw away trash in trashcans"
Comment: what if they wana get a ticket? What if your too lazy to walk over to the trashcan?

"be pyschic and you could know the future"
Comment: ahhh,eww! Is this man a stocker? How did he know is was pyschic?

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