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Seducing A Robot

Atrracting and alluring robots is hard but can be easy with these simple methods. Before I give you these steps you should answer the quiz below to see if you are committed to a seducing robot secession. (for the fill in the blanks fill in your affections in the Comments) 

1. Have You Every Been Attracted to Robots?
a. Yes, I've always been_____ for Robots.
b. No, I've never been______for Robots.
c. I've never thought of Seducing A Robot until now
d. Undecided

2. Do You Like It When People Push Your Buttons?
a. Undecided
b. Not Ever
c. Yes, I like them to______ my buttons.
d. I've never really thought of it before.

3. Every Talked To A Robot?
a. Yes, I have one and we_______.
b. No, But I want to________ not_________.
c. Undecided
d. Just Small Talk

 


 

 

1. a(3 pt) b(0pt) c(2) d(1)
2. a(1) b(0) c(3) d(2)
3. a(3) b(2) c(0) d(1)

0-2 Points
You Are Not Ready To Step In the Game. I'm Sorry For This Bad News. You Need To Do Sum Research On This Subject. Better Luck Next Year. Maybe You Should Try And Stick To People and Maybe If Your Lucky You Might Transform Into A Seducing Master.

3-5 Points
You Aren't No Master At The Game, But Hey You An't No Loser At The Game. You Should Start Making Your Way Up. You Can And Probably Get There. Your A Middle Man Who Lets Others Play And You Wait For Your Turn. STOP WAITING And Jump In The Game.

6-9 Points
Oh Yea, You Are A Seducer! Go For It And You Got It. You've Got All The Moves. You Are The Game. You Don't Let The Side Lines Control You. You Are Your Own Reffree. JUMP ON IT!! Go For The Prize.

3 Effective Methods For Those Who Need Help With That Special Seducing Robot.

1. The Walk and Talk
-get the guts to talk to this robot and ask them on a date. what do you have to lose?

2. The Bribery
-buy your special robot and shower them with gifts such as flowers and chocolates

3. The Direct Approach
-don't wait, just grab e'm quickly and sedduce e'm

 

 

 

 

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Posted on 07/01/2006 4:45 PM Visits: 7
carolinka: 07/19/2006 2:45 AM
Oh Bree do you know my hereos from teeny years? Robocop and those 2 robots from StarsWars
you know I really developped a weakness for artifficial intelligence and when I was 12 I was dreaming hilarious dreams like
to fall in love with a robot or android or cyborg and the machine in the end to cannot resist me
Since now sometimes I caught myself on talking to technics and respecting technology
like switching off TV, caressing it woth words: time to relax, you worked harder lately
*laughter*
yeah that's me
I adore animals and thrilly charmed by robots
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